Snark Attack

"[at the Pub]

Panel 1:
[The guys are mid-laugh, clearly having just roasted each other.]
JAY: haha he totally does that!
JULIE: Why do you guys insult each other constantly?
TREY: It’s bonding - through trauma!

Panel 2:
JAY: It’s called ballbusting, Julie. It’s how we show affection.
JULIE: Huh. Okay.

Panel 3:
[JULIE pointing at guys.]
Jay, You’re like a craft beer flight — bitter and done too soon.
Trey, your commitment to your Steam library has lasted longer than any relationship.
Rob, If procrastination burned calories, you’d be shredded.
Brando, Your confidence is incredible for someone who succeeds by accident.

Panel 4:
[The guys are stunned.]
JULIE: Hmm. I get it now.
JAY (holding his chest): You’re supposed to bust balls… not turn them to dust. (Alt: you’re supposed to bust balls not burn them off).
TREY: Julie used Roast. It was super effective.
BRANDO: That was hot.
ROB: I’m gonna go lie down… outside… like on the road."