Happy New Yeast! The beer kind, not the genital kind. The Patreon is now one week into the future - read the blog post (if you want to).
Sham Pain
[JAY smiling while holding a clipboard with “Drink less” crossed out and “Drink better” written below it.]
JULIE: I’m doing Dry January.
TREY: No booze?
JULIE: Oh no — I’m just switching to DRY wine.
BRANDO (Flexing): If anyone’s resolution is fitness, come work out with me.
THE ROB: What day do you do legs?
BRANDO: Legs?
BITCH BEAR (arms raised, in tux): Who wants a new years kiss!
JULIE: I’m doing Dry January.
TREY: No booze?
JULIE: Oh no — I’m just switching to DRY wine.
BRANDO (Flexing): If anyone’s resolution is fitness, come work out with me.
THE ROB: What day do you do legs?
BRANDO: Legs?
BITCH BEAR (arms raised, in tux): Who wants a new years kiss!
