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Panel 1:
[JULIE enters holding snacks. The guys are already on the couch.]
JULIE: Hope I’m not interrupting your sausagefest. I brought snacks!
TREY: If it’s kale chips I’m rage quitting.
JULIE: Relax. We know you can’t finish anything healthy.
BRANDO: Snacks and judgment! it’s like mom’s here but hotter.
[BUBBLE BOBBLE]
JULIE: Cute dragons!
TREY: TECHNICALLY they’re Wyverns.
JAY: This game shows anything can be solved with with soap and violence.
BRANDO: It’s basically FIGHT CLUB?

[CONTRA]
TREY: it’s Brando's dating history. infinite tries with no finish!
BRANDO: I finish - I just go handheld.
JULIE: GROSS.
JAY: [Drinking]

[PAC-MAN]
BRANDO: Dark room, electronic music, popping pills...
TREY: It’s Julie The Game!
JULIE: Rude!
JAY: [Drinking Harder]