Return of the gnome?

[Threeboy]

incomplete mangled comics. yay. these sounded funny in my head, but not so funny in text... *meh* can anyone save em? if not scrappy do.

TrueNuff:
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<p> (Jay & Trey On couch)
<p> (enter gnome) Gnome: SUFFER MY WRATH!
<p> (enter julie)
Jay: How the hell did he get loose?
Julie: I did, he's so cute!
<P> GnomeSane: I will eat your kids!

TrueNuff
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<p>
<p>
<p> (enter Zig the dog)
Gnome: I AM THE TRUE PRINCE OF DARKNESS...
<p> (zig starts humping gnome)
Trey: ...Getting humped by a dog.
Jay: Haha, he's a bitch.

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff:
@ Trey's (I think) - Trey, Brando, Jay and Rob
<p>Gnome: [enters]SUFFER MY WRATH!
Trey: [Standing] Who let the Gnome out?
Jay: [on couch] Who?
Rob: [on couch] Who?
Brando: [on couch] Who?
<p> [enter Julie]
Julie: I did, he's so cute!
Gnome: [looking around] Where is my weapon of destruction?
<p> Julie: [holding tiny ax] and look at his cute little ax! It's adorable!
Gnome: Wench! Give me my blade
<p> [Gnome jumping, trying to get the ax from Julie's hand]
Jay: Wench? What is he, a gnome or a pirate?
Julie: Aw, look at him go!
Gnome: I will slaughter your family!

[Brando]

Holy shit, I pissed myself laughing at the 'who let the gnome out, who, who, who' line! Kickass job on that script Jeff!