Someone Must die

[Threeboy]

TrueNuff: Assassout
@ Dunnos.
<P> ...
<P> Jay: I hate that guy, I wish he was dead
Trey: Allright, I'll call ninja
<p> Jay: No, I want him to have a PAINFUL death.
Trey: Allright, I'll call byron

this strip needs a setup, buildup, whatevers....

[Brando]

TrueNuff: On a mission from God
[Couch]
<P>[guy on tv in priest garb, in churchy place]
GUY: Send me your money and I'll send it to Jeeee-Sus!
<P> [JAY and TREY on couch watching]
JAY: I wish this guy was dead for all the money he's scammed...
<P-A>[Cell phone screen, a phone list, 'Ninja' is highlighted]
TREY: I'll call Ninja.
<P-B>TREY: Ninja?
<P-C>TREY: Done.
JAY: No, a PAINFUL death.
<P>[Cell phone screen, a phone list, 'Byron' is highlighted]
TREY: In that case...

The visible list portions should be somewhat amusing / realistic.

IE:

...
Massage - Illegit
Massage - Legit
Ninja - Cell
Orthodontist 4 Cat
Pizza The Hutt
...

and

...
BitchBear - Stump (or Box, or Corner, or Latrine or whatever)
Brando - Pager
Byron - Home
Club Baby Seals
Dai Happy Sushi
...

[Threeboy]

I like the set-up, the cell phone thing might work too ;)