Butter face

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: Mama always said
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BRANDO: Dude, check out the ass on that chick walking in backwards!
JAY: Backwards? What the hell is she doing that for?
<P>
BRANDO: Who cares, look at that ass!
<P>
[she turns around: FUGLY!]
<P>
JAY: Holy FUGLY.
TREY: Don't judge a book by it's back cover...

(PS: Maybe she had a dog on a leash behind her, IF we need a reason for the backwards thing!)


TrueNuff: Good from far, far from good
[@ wh00t]
<P>
[BRANDO HANGS HEAD]
BRANDO: Damn, I SO thought that she'd be hot!
ROB: Yeah, what a disappointment.
<P>
TREY: She's the kind of girl you call a Mayo Face.
JAY: What? Why?
<P>
TREY: Because everything's hot mayo face!
<P>
[blank stares]
ROB: Butter face?
TREY: Shit.

[Brando]

Well, *I* like em, but that's because I already seen 'em.

Bring it on.

*dap*

[J.Rai]

That's just a repost. I want to make them a little less sexist - I'm afraid of the guys saying CHECK OUT THAT ASS IN THE DOORWAY!


There's whole person there ;)

[Threeboy]

go full throttle with the sexist, i wouldn't care. haha

[Brando]

So what about swapping it to something like

"Guys, there appears to be a beautiful girl walking in that door."
"Appears? Hey yeah, why is she walking backwards?"
"Who knows, but let's not be judgemental..."

Etc...

Which is kinda funny because they are about to be VERY judgemental.

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: Mama always said
[@ wh00t - Camera is between Rob and Trey, who are facing away from the camera, being on the near side of the table. On the far side, are Brando and Jay, who are turned around, looking towards the door - chick is in open doorway, facing away]
BRANDO: Whoa.!
JAY: Woo, nice - would you look at that?
<P>
TREY: What, is she walking in backwards?
BRANDO: Who cares, look at that ass!
<P>
[she turns around: FUGLY! w/ dog leash in hand]
JAY: Looks away from girl, towards camera.
<P>
JAY: [Wincing] Holy FUGLY!
TREY: Just goes to show, don't judge a book by it's back cover...


TrueNuff: Good from far, far from good
[@ wh00t]
<P>
[BRANDO HANGS HEAD]
BRANDO: Damn, I SO thought that she'd be hot!
ROB: Yeah, what a disappointment.
<P>
TREY: She's the kind of girl you call a Mayo Face.
JAY: What? Why?
<P>
TREY: Because everything's hot mayo face!
<P>
[blank stares]
ROB: Butter face?
TREY: Shit.

[Brando]

that works just fine.