I love (other peoples') spam

[J.Rai]

Man, having to sift through the corporate junk mail filter is always a trip. Sure, legit ones get stuck in there every now and then and you gotta teach the system. Other times, users have signed up to mailing lists and junk that isn't remotely work related and we'll just let that stay in the Junk Box, because listen, Marjorie: I realize you might be lookin' for a little excitment in your life, but your work email is NOT the one to use to find "Hot new singles in your area."

Plus, some of the randomly generated sentences and paragraphs are really hilarious.

Subject: A good person will resist an evil system with his or her whole soul.
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I'm sold. Whatever you're selling, I'm buying.

[koajack]

hahahahahaha that was golden!

[Rolf]

Classic. We get some corkers through the filter here as well. I'll post anything worth posting.

[Rolf]

Do you know that superfluous body kilograms kill very much people for every new year? We believe you hate the unsightly appearance of those people and the low status they have in modern society. Or, maybe, you can not resist an assault of fatal eating habits of yours. Does it all sound familiar? Then we have something for you!

Here comes Anatrim, the later product for the reduction of your body’s extra weight. The astounding thing about Anatrim is it improves the quality of your life, making you feel no hungry and giving you joyful spirit. Look at what people say on this product:

"It’s outstanding! Instead of watching TV and eating everything close at hand I became keen on doing exercise. Anatrim got me back on the right path. I am in a great shape now and there are lots of men around me!"
Maria H., Bellevue WA

"I tried some passive weight reducing, you know, but with no result. This terrible hunger would just kick in and spoil everything. One day I heard on Anatrim in the commercial and I was really impressed at the information. I had attempted using it, and my wife told me I'm a different person now, 5 months later. 34 pounds have gone away and it is not a limit! And you know, I’m an impetuous lover again."
Charley Mock, San Diego

Anatrim gives you an opportunity to realize that you don't need that much food. It improves your spirit, provides you with energy, and attacks unnecessary kilos. Great thanks to its mighty comprehensive formula!!

[J.Rai]

Hahaha "I became keen on exercise"
"I heard on Anatrim in the commercial"
"I’m an impetuous lover again."

I love how those are supposed to be quotes from Americans. I mean, who talks like that? Aside from web-based translators.

[Odin1985]

yeah is so much bull :p

[Rolf]

"Do you know what? Thanks to Anatrim my marriage was saved! I fell down into this circle, depression – eating more – even more depression. My wife was about to leave the overweight psycho I was turning in. My best friend showed me web site and I ordered my pack of Anatrim right away. The results were great, my appetite became normal, I was in a good mood oftener, and, be sure, I tightened my belt with no regrets. And the bed became cool, too!"
Frank

My wife was about to leave the overweight psycho I was turning in.

His wife was cheating on him with an overweight psycho, he was handing over to the cops?

That shit is whack.

[koajack]

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[Odin1985]

thank god my spam filter works really good

[Uncle drunky]

Ultimate bulk spam mail story. Co-worker had bought himself a "Fleshlight". I am sure at least a few of you are familiar with this "fine" Product well his Spam generated by this purchase was very adult in nature We have been getting Viagra and enzyte ads for six months now

[J.Rai]

This one reads like a Dickens novel written by someone who's just pearning English.

Government, and the general routine of domestic and social life, went close upon the shore. The first landmarks, in fact, which the seaman exception of the spectacle of an English steamer passing, at weary reign, that divine honors were paid to his memory. Such was the origin had been married long enough before the divorce, to have a son. The name coast, seemed to forbid approach by sea. Here it remained for many ages, Mediterranean, at a point two thousand miles distant from the place should make the son of Cleopatra by her former husband his heir.

[Threeboy]

I get so much spam, but switched to "Google Aps" where I get to use the gmail interface for my domains. The filter is very good, I barely see spam now, it's great. It tags legitimate mail very rarely too - no system is perfect, but google is getting pretty damn close.

[J.Rai]

Sound like the spam generating script leads a pretty depressing life. I'd find it hilarious if whoever comes up with the way the text for these messages is generated used it as a personal sounding board. Like some kind of anonymous confiession like www.notproud.com or something.
Hi! So when a shipment comes and they say ill be off by 11 they actually mean 1am....im so sleepy now, and i cut my finger open with a razor blade and so did susie like 10 mins before me and then she had to do some first aid but they i still had to finish the shipment which sucked. well time to go to bed, i dont even care about eating right now at all...Maybe that will be of interest to your plesure. Let me know what this does for you http://avgmeds.com visit for information.You are welcome!i feel like im reaching into a grab bag full of tiny words on tiny pieces of paper, all trying to answer the question about my -- i think this is what they call it -- trust issues. part of me wants to believe one of them has it, part of me wants to stop putting my hand in.

[J.Rai]

A submarine about some chess board is statesmanlike. For example, the judge indicates that a lover defined by a tripod ignores the muddy reactor. You didn't know exactly where to find the gotta, but you always knew when you did.

OK, I'll lay off.

[Rolf]

Haha. Someone out there should be proud.

[Uncle drunky]

Someone should be clubbed like a baby seal