View Full Version : That's MY pizza
J.Rai
03-17-2003, 11:39 PM
1: Dude, where'd the pepperoni go on my pizza?
2: Well, I *do* like pepperoni...
2: But why do you automatically blame me?
1: YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE.
2: ahh...
Brando
03-18-2003, 04:23 PM
Ok, number 2 totally feels like a Rob character.
Especially "Well, I *do* like pepperoni..."
I added 'sir' because I can totally picture ROB talking like that. change it if its ghey.
SO:
TrueNuff: That's MY pizza
<P>
[JAY in fridge, has back to table. Rob eyes pizza in front of other seat]
<P>
[@ kitchen, Rob & Jay, Jay has pizza and a new beer]
JAY: Dude, where'd the pepperoni go on my pizza?
ROB: Well, I *do* like pepperoni...
<P>
ROB: But why blame me, sir?
JAY:YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE.
<P>
ROB: Ahh.
Which made me think of this:
TrueNuff: Extra Crust
<P>
[@ kitchen. JAY in fridge again, TREY walks by, eyes/grabs Jay's beer]
JAY: I thought I had some pepperoni in here...
TREY: Hey guys.
<P>
[JAY back at table]
JAY: Guess not. What the hell? Where's my beer!
ROB:[hands up ala innocent] Nope!
<P>
[JAY in fridge again, BRANDO comes in, eyes pizza]
JAY: I should stock up soon, I'm down to two dozen beer...
<P>
[@ couch. TREY has a beer and brando has puffed cheeks, they *dap*]
JAY [offscreen]: DAMMIT! My cheese is gone too?
[ALT]
JAY [offscreen]: DAMMIT! How did you take the crust and leave the cheese?
Threeboy
03-18-2003, 07:48 PM
TrueNuff: That's MY pizza
<P>
[JAY in fridge, has back to table. Rob eyes pizza in front of other seat]
<P>
[@ kitchen, Rob & Jay, Jay has pizza and a new beer]
JAY: Dude, where'd the pepperoni go on my pizza?
ROB: Well, I *do* like pepperoni...
<P>
ROB: But why blame me, sir?
JAY:YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE.
<P>
ROB: Ahh.
that made me chuckle... i'm 50/50 on the "sir" thing. so i'll leave it to somone else to make teh call.
Brando
03-19-2003, 12:34 AM
looking at it now, i don't know that 'sir' would make any sense...
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