J.Rai
11-27-2002, 05:38 PM
TrueNuff: The Blarney Phone
@ Rob's
<p>JAY: Hey Robbo, you ready to come to the pub with us tonight?
ROB: No!
<p>ROB: I have 2 overdue assignments, my webserver just dropped offline, and a final exam in a week...
<p>ROB: Not to mention I have to work in the morning, my dog is missing, and I think some punk kids stole my barbecue!
<p>JAY: [double point] Let me rephrase that, are you GOING to come to the pub?
Rob: [Getting up] Hell yes. Lemme get my coat.
[b]TrueNuff: Home for a rest[b]
[@ Pub - Trey, Jay (drunk), Rob (make sure Jay is in the middle]
<p> [Waitress bringing Jay a pint, Trey has less than 1/4 glass left]
JAY: [to waitress] Thanks, keep the change.
WAITRESS: Thank you!
<p>JAY: [to Rob] You see that? She dug me.
ROB: Say what?
TREY: [looking at Jay's Beer]
<p>JAY: The way she leaned over the table like that? She was totally coming on to me.
ROB: [*sip*]
TREY: [looking at his own beer]
<p>ROB: Dude, she's a pub waitress, that how they SERVE BEER.
JAY: [*sip*]
TREY: [looks at Jay's beer, licking his lips]
<p>JAY: Yeah, well I should be her favorite now, I gave her a nice big tip.
ROB: So what?
TREY: [reaching for Jay's beer]
<p>JAY: It's like a little present, it shows what a generous soul I am!
ROB: Either that, or how cheap you think she is.
TREY: [Swaps his beer with Jay's]
<p> ROB: Dude, you give gifts to girls, you give cash to hookers.
JAY: [Drinking the last of the beer]
TREY: [*sip*]
<p> TREY: Maybe she likes picstures of dead politicians.
JAY: [holding up empty glass] Well here comes another chance - ONE MORE OVER HERE!
@ Rob's
<p>JAY: Hey Robbo, you ready to come to the pub with us tonight?
ROB: No!
<p>ROB: I have 2 overdue assignments, my webserver just dropped offline, and a final exam in a week...
<p>ROB: Not to mention I have to work in the morning, my dog is missing, and I think some punk kids stole my barbecue!
<p>JAY: [double point] Let me rephrase that, are you GOING to come to the pub?
Rob: [Getting up] Hell yes. Lemme get my coat.
[b]TrueNuff: Home for a rest[b]
[@ Pub - Trey, Jay (drunk), Rob (make sure Jay is in the middle]
<p> [Waitress bringing Jay a pint, Trey has less than 1/4 glass left]
JAY: [to waitress] Thanks, keep the change.
WAITRESS: Thank you!
<p>JAY: [to Rob] You see that? She dug me.
ROB: Say what?
TREY: [looking at Jay's Beer]
<p>JAY: The way she leaned over the table like that? She was totally coming on to me.
ROB: [*sip*]
TREY: [looking at his own beer]
<p>ROB: Dude, she's a pub waitress, that how they SERVE BEER.
JAY: [*sip*]
TREY: [looks at Jay's beer, licking his lips]
<p>JAY: Yeah, well I should be her favorite now, I gave her a nice big tip.
ROB: So what?
TREY: [reaching for Jay's beer]
<p>JAY: It's like a little present, it shows what a generous soul I am!
ROB: Either that, or how cheap you think she is.
TREY: [Swaps his beer with Jay's]
<p> ROB: Dude, you give gifts to girls, you give cash to hookers.
JAY: [Drinking the last of the beer]
TREY: [*sip*]
<p> TREY: Maybe she likes picstures of dead politicians.
JAY: [holding up empty glass] Well here comes another chance - ONE MORE OVER HERE!