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mc_swifty
11-25-2002, 11:48 PM
Yo sup awl, i just started reading this truenuff shit and it fkn crazy. Well neway, im a 16 yr from australia and jsu wanna say keep up the good work you sweet canadianz!
Catch Nickos
Threeboy
11-25-2002, 11:59 PM
thanks! :D
we'll be "back" in no time!
Anonymous
11-26-2002, 12:22 AM
yeah, Canadians ARE sweet, aren't they... :D
hi and welcome mc_swifty!!
HawtPants
11-26-2002, 03:51 PM
An Aussie talking like a black guy...never thought I'd see the day.
Welcome to ya mc_swifty!
Sláine
11-26-2002, 04:18 PM
*sigh* We don't all talk like that, I promise....
And for the record, "Strewth mate, stone the crows, that sheila over back beyond the black stump who's going out with the Bluey, chucked another shrimp on the Barbie for me when I went round for a tinny" is not a common turn of phrase either.
SlÃ*ine
Anonymous
11-26-2002, 04:37 PM
My best friend in Grade 1 went to Australia (she was Australian, going back to visit relatives) and they ACTUALLY said "throw another shrimp on the barbie."
She threw her barbie doll in the barbeque. Sad day for barbies everywhere.
Sux to the meat on the barbeque.
I guess she thought they said "throw a barbie on the shrimp?"
mc_swifty
11-27-2002, 02:13 AM
Y is that u think i speak like a black guy? im russian and very proud of it. And i swear awl that aussie vocab such as "strewth" and "sheila" makes us sound like such retards. Ye my way of talking might be due to awl the rap i listen to. Its fuckkkking up my brainnn. Well nothing more 2 say on the subject except that i do not try to be black
Peace Out all yall whitepeopleeee lol!
Anonymous
11-27-2002, 02:39 AM
TRUDAT, Russian Aussie. :twisted:
What the hell do Strewth and Sheila mean..?
I thought Sheila was a name 8)
One of my best friends is black. So I am ALLOWED to speak Ebonics.. :wink:
...getting off topic...did anyone watch Jenny Jones last week?? A girl that went to my school was on...I think the topic was 'My boobs are real'. Her name: Zareenah.
I didn't actually watch it, I don't know what happened, I just get all the post high-school gossip and WANT to know what happened. I heard she came out and started yelling "Whatever, whatever, you don't know me." (Wow...so original :roll: )
That bee-hatch got to meet Rude Jude. DAYYM.
mc_swifty
11-27-2002, 02:44 AM
everyone thinks russians r evil :twisted: , jus coz we have a top notch mafia...but screw that we not awl that dodgy. I wanna visit canada one day, haha. fun place? or jus nother boring shit hole? I live in melbourne its pretty sweet down here, especially when the koalas go crazee n start attackin people. :D
Anonymous
11-27-2002, 04:02 AM
Canada Rules all, DooD
The mafia rules all too. No...that would probably be Hells Angels. Or the Triads. EEeee scary.
I want to own a Koala. They are so cute! Plus, I can train them all to kill mean people on command :P
Well, Richmond is quite boring..woo! 2 clubs...and they BOTH SUCK
...but I hear Toronto is kickin'
...and Montreal, but I don't know if I trust that because they are all Frenchies over there.. :wink:
**does french grunt**
Sláine
11-27-2002, 05:42 AM
Strewth is just a shocked exclamation, kinda like Wow!
And a Sheila is a girl.
It's all pretty obvious really. he he he Mind you, 10 points for who ever can work out what a "dag" is, besides the dictionary version or "dried poo on the bum fluff of a sheep"
All the Koalas on Kangaroo Island have chlamydia. For some twisted reason I find that quite amusing. Some koala over there has slutted itself aroubnd and infected the ENTIRE population.
And *NiCoLiE*, if you plan on getting yourself a koala for Christmas, be careful. They are very easily confused with Dropbears. They are related, but dropbears are a bit more erratic and violent. Gotta be careful walking around Aussie forrests cause a dropbear will do exactly that and drop out of a tree onto you. They have VERY sharp teeth and even sharper claws.
Where's David Attenburgh when I need him?
SlÃ*ine
Anonymous
11-27-2002, 05:11 PM
Sounds like a job for
**THE CROCODILE HUNTER!!**
WOOWOO!!
That show is hilarious. I love Steve.
Sláine
11-28-2002, 05:26 AM
Oh no, anything but Steve! Is is the bane of every Aussie's existance! I think if he actually got bitten by a croc or something and died, you'd hear us all cheering from there! he he he
"Aw cricky, look at this beauty, she's fantaaaaaaaaaaastic! She's also the most dangerous in the whooooooooooole woooooooooooorld! And now, I'm gonna poke her with a stick!"
Bah!
SlÃ*ine
Anonymous
11-28-2002, 04:22 PM
That's what makes him so cool! 8)
He laughs in the face of danger! :wink:
Persephone
11-29-2002, 09:12 PM
I thought the action figures and the movie made Steve Irwin "cool". Aaaaand the fact he's an idiot who has a wife with poison anecdote ready.
Anonymous
11-29-2002, 11:02 PM
his wife is a freeeak dude, she's one crazy mofo.
I didn't know he had action figures...that's just plain sad.
She threw her barbie doll in the barbeque.
Me and my sister used to do that to her dolls all the time.
Sláine
12-01-2002, 04:59 AM
I love seeing the Irwin family, complete with little daughter, all in safari suit kinda gear. Very classy look.
And now they've done a song with the Wiggles!
Why wont the damn crocs eat him already.....
SlÃ*ine
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