[series] Sushi Bar Series

[Brando]

Help me make these funnier.

// This first one is kind of weird; May be suited only for the cutting room floor.

TrueNuff: All-you-can-read.

(Brando is at a sushi bar.)
<p> BRANDO: How does all-you-can-eat work? I'm a virgin at this.

<p> WAITER: Ah yes, virgin. You wait.
BRANDO: Thanks.
WAITER: Thank you.

<p> BRANDO: I guess they have a menu to explain this...;

<p> (Waiter has returned, and is bowing towards Brando. There is a young Asian girl at his side.)
BRANDO: OK, that's even too sick for me.


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TrueNuff: Ah So Say What?
(Brando is at a sushi bar. Insert appropriate Buddhas or porcelain cats or whatever)

<p> (Waiter is offering more tea, Brando is holding his cup out)
WAITER: More Tea?
BRANDO: Thank You.
WAITER: Thank You.

<p> (Brando looks confused as waiter pours)

<p> (waiter is done)
BRANDO: Thanks.
WAITER: Thank You.

<p> (waiter is gone)
BRANDO: No really, psycho, thank you.
WAITER: (off screen) Thank you.


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TrueNuff: One size fits small.
(Brando is at a sushi bar. Insert appropriate Buddhas or porcelain cats or whatever)

<p> BRANDO: (rubs his fat tummy, talks to passing waiter) I'm ready for desert! One piece of cake!

<p> WAITER: Only one?
BRANDO: One should be fine.

<p> (waiter walking away, Brando looks at plate with tiny speck of cake on it)

<p> BRANDO: (calls to waiter) 14 pieces of cake please!

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: All-you-can-read.

[at a sushi bar]
<p> BRANDO: How does this all-you-can-eat work? I'm kind of a sushi bar virgin.

<p> Waiter: Ah yes. You wait.
Brando: Thanks.
Waiter: Thank you.

<p> Brando: I guess they have a menu to explain this...;

<p> (Waiter has returned, and is bowing towards Brando. There is a young Asian girl at his side.)
Waiter: Ah, sushi bar virgin.
Brando: OK, that's even too sick for me.

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TrueNuff: Ah So Say What?


<p> [Waiter is offering more tea, Brando is holding his cup out] <--do they serve tea in Sushi bars? I dunno this but I wanna be sure
WAITER: More Tea?
BRANDO: Thank You.
WAITER: Thank You.

<p> (Brando looks confused as waiter pours)

<p> (waiter is done)
BRANDO: Thanks.
WAITER: Thank You.

<p> (waiter is gone)
BRANDO: No really, psycho, thank you.
WAITER: (off screen) Thank you.

I likes this
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[b]TrueNuff: One size fits small.
(Brando is at a sushi bar. Insert appropriate Buddhas or porcelain cats or whatever)

<p> BRANDO: (rubs his fat tummy, talks to passing waiter) I'm ready for desert! One piece of cake!

<p> WAITER: Only one?
BRANDO: One should be fine.

<p> (waiter walking away, Brando looks at plate with tiny speck of cake on it)

<p> BRANDO: (calls to waiter) 14 pieces of cake please!
Does this happen?

[Threeboy]

tea yes...

the multiple orders thing happens too.. like 1 order of rolls could be like 2 or 3 rolls.. so a person has to order 5 orders of rolls.

[Brando]

Yeah, this all happened at Sui Sha Ya in Lansdown (RMD, of course).

The pieces of cake you get for desert are (no lie, no exaggeration) about the size of a Zippo lying on its side, maybe not as wide.

All the orders are made so that there is as little waste possible, thats why they are all small. It's funny, because the waiter didin't even blink when I asked for 4 pieces the next round :)

And the thank you thing happened too, he filled water (we had lots of tea still at the time) for me and Nicole (who isnt in these because she isnt a character, and Brando can't be alone with a girl-haha!) and between the two glasses of water 6 thank-you's were exchanged.

The virgin thing was all made up though.

[Threeboy]

we can always sub-in other characters instead of nicole.

make it a group thing..?

[Brando]

Yeah, that would be cool.

[Threeboy]

hmm... how bout some jokes about tips included in the bill? would that piss the character 'rob' off?

also, porcelain cats are only usually in chinese resturants.. and sushi is usually japenese. we can make up our own animal statue, and be like "WTF is that?' "why this is possum of good fortune!" "why's he dressed as a farmer?"...

I'm on crack.

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: On a (dynamite) roll
[someone's place, dunno whose - Rob Jay & Trey are sittin' around]
<p>Brando: [enters room] Guys! There's a new sushi bar open down the block!
<p> [Jay covers mouth like he's gonna puke and runs offside, Trey puts hands on belly and groans "uugghh" Rob just looks at Trey]
<p> Rob (to Trey): What, you guys don't eat sushi?
Trey: Not since "the incident"
<p> Jay : I still remember... so many rolls...
Trey: In my dreams I can still see the wasabi bowls...
This last panel need to be weirder, I'm loookin' for like crazy/creepy funny things...


[b]TrueNuff: In the being of to hear the laugh

<p>Rob: I love sushi, but not the kind with the fish in it.
Brando: Well it's all you can eat, so I hope you're hungry!
<p>Brando: [reading pamphlet] It says here that they promise a genuine Japanese dining experience.
<p>Rob: You mean we have to take off our shoes and sit on the floor and stuff?
Brando: Well, that's the traditional way...
<p>[now standing in front of the storefront, looking at the building. The storefront has a big hello kitty in the wondow, and a big origami swan on the sidewalk with "GOOD EAT DEAL" on a sign next to it - on the awning across the top, it says "Fun happy sushi eat place"]


[b]TrueNuff: All-you-can-read.
[at a sushi bar]
<p> Brando: How does this all-you-can-eat work? I'm kind of a sushi bar virgin.
<p> Waiter: Ah yes. You wait.
Brando: OK, thanks.
Waiter: Thank you.
<p> Brando: [to Rob] I guess they have a menu to explain this...
<p> (Waiter has returned, and is bowing towards Brando. There is a young Asian girl at his side.)
Waiter: Ah, sushi bar virgin.
Brando: OK, that's even too sick for me.
Rob: And that's saying something!


TrueNuff: Ah So Say What?

<p> [Waiter is offering more tea, Brando is holding his cup out] WAITER: More Tea?
BRANDO: Thank You.
<p> Waiter: [pouring] Thank you.
(Brando looks confused as waiter pours)
<p> (waiter is done)
BRANDO: Thanks.
Rob: Thanks.
WAITER: Thank You.
<p> (waiter is gone)
BRANDO: No really, psycho, thank you.
WAITER: (off screen) Thank you.


[b]TrueNuff: One size fits small.
(Brando is at a sushi bar. Insert appropriate Buddhas or porcelain cats or whatever)
<p> BRANDO: (rubs his fat tummy, talks to passing waiter) Well I'm ready for dessert! I'll have a piece of cake!
Rob: Me too!
<p> WAITER: Only one?
Rob: Well, one each.
<p> (waiter walking away, Brando looks at plate with tiny speck of cake on it)
<p> BRANDO: (calls to waiter) Can we have like, 12 more?

[Threeboy]

everything looks good..

note: at a sushi bar, when you order things... you ask for them in 'orders' so, if you wanted 12 california rolls, you order 4 orders, as there are 3 in each order. confusing, yes. but go algebra!

we could have a strip which plays on that, and then when we finish with this strip, it'll sorta refer back to that one.

TrueNuff: One size fits small.
(Brando is at a sushi bar. Insert appropriate Buddhas or porcelain cats or whatever)
<p> BRANDO: (rubs his fat tummy, talks to passing waiter) Well I'm ready for dessert! I'll have a piece of cake!
Rob: Me too!
<p> WAITER: Only one?
Rob: Well, one each.
<p> (waiter walking away, Brando looks at plate with tiny speck of cake on it)
<p> BRANDO: (shouts to waiter offscreen) twelve orders of cake each!

[J.Rai]

OK, is there a wrap-up? Or is that the closer?

[Threeboy]

i haven't a clue :o

[Brando]

What about this for the first one? It's an alternative anyways, tell me what you think. I was thinking of *COMMENT REMOVED* where they always *COMMENT REMOVED* and then *COMMENT REMOVED*. I was thinking the *COMMENT REMOVED* could be a *COMMENT REMOVED*, in a *COMMENT REMOVED* or giant *COMMENT REMOVED* or something.

TrueNuff: On a (dynamite) roll
[someone's place, dunno whose - Rob Jay & Trey are sittin' around]
<p>Brando: [enters room] Guys! There's a new sushi bar open down the block!
<p> [Jay covers mouth like he's gonna puke and runs offside, Trey puts hands on belly and groans "uugghh" Rob just looks at Trey]
<p> Rob (to Trey): What, you guys don't eat sushi?
Trey: Not since "the incident"
<p> [flashback-style, Jay and Trey are sitting opposite each other, spoons covered in wasabi in hand, poised at their mouths] TREY: Oh, YEAH? I can eat TWO spoons of wasabi!
JAY:Oh, YEAH?...

[J.Rai]

Hey, I like that!

[Threeboy]

BAHAHAHAH! :lol:

good stuff.

i "Laughed Out Loud"

[Threeboy]

THIS JUST IN!!! this could fit in third from last?

TrueNuff: Awesome Dave
<P> Brando: This sushi's pretty good.
Rob: and the service is quick!
<P> Brando: (to waiter) Could I get some water please?
Brando: I wonder what Jay & Trey ended up having for dinner...
<P2> Trey: Oh Yeah? Well I can drink TWO bottles of hot sauce..
Jay: oh YEAH?


you can rewrite dialog if you like... it's abll about, making the series longer ;)

lemme know quick, the rest of the series is close to being done :D

[J.Rai]

Yeah go ahead

[Threeboy]

can u scrub the dialog?

maybe instead of bottles they have shot glassess of hotsausce?

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: Awesome, Dave
<P> Rob: [sushi in both hands, cheeks full] Man, I could eat a truckload of this stuff!
Brando: And it just keeps coming!
<P> Rob: [to waiter] Could I get some more tea over here?
Brando: I wonder what Jay & Trey ended up eating...
<P2> Trey: Oh Yeah? Well I can drink TWO bottles of hot sauce..
Jay: Oh YEAH?

[Threeboy]

rawk!
*dap*

[Threeboy]

what should sushi bar guy look like?

[J.Rai]

...Like *COMMENT REMOVED*. ;)

haha, no seriously though http://www.zengifts.com/ has some good "Happi Coats" - I think they're for men... hehe check it out for other objects too

[Threeboy]

haha, happy coats.