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Airbourned1
05-29-2004, 02:01 PM
I saw it yesterday, it was pretty good, but there was too much yakking... I started getting bored at parts, so when I was in the theatre I just started shouting things like "Free Ride!" when Archilles was dragging Hector's body, oh, and, is it just me, or did the men in that movie over-excessively kiss each other?

Threeboy
05-29-2004, 02:25 PM
I think I'm the only person who liked the movie :D

omgwtfdan
05-29-2004, 02:33 PM
I havent seen it yet. Damnit, would somebody please take me to the fucking theatre soon since I dont have a car?

MajinHurricane
05-29-2004, 02:33 PM
PENNY ARCADE EXPLAINS IT ALL

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040524l.jpg

except the greek army always wins :D

Odin1985
05-29-2004, 03:05 PM
ok ok, i must sayt he movie was ok, i did like it, but i mean is not like the book, well both books, since it had part of both, no mythology at all, thats a big no no, and come on they had all the time wrong, achilles dies before even seeing the troy horse, paris should have died, the reason of attacking troy where wrong , but still good movie

MajinHurricane
05-29-2004, 03:58 PM
jeez, im greek i dont even have to read the book to even know what happens.

Anonymous
05-29-2004, 04:41 PM
PENNY ARCADE EXPLAINS IT ALL

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040524l.jpg

except the greek army always wins :D

Actually the greek army loses.

omgwtfdan
05-29-2004, 10:28 PM
I thought it was good, except for the real cheesy parts.

achilles kicked major ass. he was friggin' awesome. kind of reminds me of myself (im joking). i knew hector was going to die because of the expressions on his familie's faces. when achilles fought that big dude in the beginning i thought that was cool. he dodged two spears and then leap attacks and stabs him in the neck.

paris was a pussy. he had to have hector kill that guy in his duel. anybody who uses a bow against a sword is a pussy. if he was a real man he would have picked up a sword and fought achilles the right way instead of shooting him repeatedly with arrows while his cousin is screaming for him to stop.

when did you catch on that achille's cousin was dressed up as him? it was kind of obvious when he the army is cheering for him and he raises his spear. achilles never did that. plus when his cousin was fighting hector he was getting his ass kicked. achilles was better than that.

Threeboy
05-29-2004, 11:20 PM
lots of spoilers there 8O

Anonymous
05-30-2004, 01:33 AM
I thought it was good, except for the real cheesy parts.

achilles kicked major ass. he was friggin' awesome. kind of reminds me of myself (im joking). i knew hector was going to die because of the expressions on his familie's faces. when achilles fought that big dude in the beginning i thought that was cool. he dodged two spears and then leap attacks and stabs him in the neck.

paris was a pussy. he had to have hector kill that guy in his duel. anybody who uses a bow against a sword is a pussy. if he was a real man he would have picked up a sword and fought achilles the right way instead of shooting him repeatedly with arrows while his cousin is screaming for him to stop.

when did you catch on that achille's cousin was dressed up as him? it was kind of obvious when he the army is cheering for him and he raises his spear. achilles never did that. plus when his cousin was fighting hector he was getting his ass kicked. achilles was better than that.

WHY? CAUSE BOWS FUCKIN RULE> SWORDS ARE BARBARIC. GET SOME FUCKING CLASS.

omgwtfdan
05-30-2004, 09:46 AM
bows are for pussies.

Odin1985
05-30-2004, 10:45 AM
haha actualy the cousin of achilles was supposed to be older than him, and it supposed to be like him, but an arrow of fire from apolo, made him take of his helm making everyone see that he was not achilles and then he was killed

omgwtfdan
05-30-2004, 12:49 PM
his cousin looked like a fruit in the movie.

Odin1985
05-30-2004, 01:08 PM
yeah thats kind of a mistake, :P

Airbourned1
05-30-2004, 01:54 PM
his cousin looked like a fruit in the movie.

You don't think the man-kissing made it a little obvious?

Odin1985
05-30-2004, 02:26 PM
man the man kissing is like for respect, liek in teh mafia also is not a big deal in those times, it was comon not consideret gay or someting

Anonymous
05-30-2004, 03:29 PM
bows are for pussies.

Yea, and swords are for faggot barbarians, who like to masturbate on their barbarians companions faces.

What do you say to that! Fuckin Barbarian.

omgwtfdan
05-30-2004, 03:51 PM
Shut up bitch. Achilles could you take you anyday!

Odin1985
05-30-2004, 05:07 PM
shut up both spear rocks

Airbourned1
05-30-2004, 08:24 PM
I still say they were kissing each other a bit too much, maybe the real romance was going on outside of the recording "Ooooh, Paris!," "Oooooh Father!" :lol: i can see it now

tim3worx
05-30-2004, 08:27 PM
I wish they had invented the guillotine earlier than they did :(

Airbourned1
05-30-2004, 08:32 PM
off with his head, guvna!

Odin1985
05-30-2004, 09:15 PM
ok dude you are weird and that brought some bad images to my head, off with your head

Airbourned1
05-30-2004, 09:18 PM
im not weird, im mildly awkward

Anonymous
05-31-2004, 12:35 AM
pedophile.

Airbourned1
05-31-2004, 09:28 AM
that would be lucien

omgwtfdan
05-31-2004, 11:35 AM
What time is Michael Jackson time? When the big hand touches the little hand...