Top10: The Top 10 Reasons CafePress Sucks

[Threeboy]

The Top 10 Reasons Why CafePress Sucks...

10. Tighty Whities.
9. Any color you want, as long as it's white.
8. "100% Midget Hair"
7. The "they own your soul" clause in the new Terms of Service
6. Thongs Come Pre-Shrunk.
5. Thongs Come Pre-Used.
4. Thongs Come in extra large, what up with that?
3. Kustom Klan Robes, that shit's just wrong.
2. "Cafepress Japan" - have any image you want squirted on your face.

...and the number one reason CafePress sucks:

1. Thongs.

[Airbourned1]

9. Any color you want, as long as it's white.
....
3. Kustom Klan Robes, that shit's just wrong.

do I see a connection? :P

[Threeboy]

well, nine divided by three is indeed three.

[Lucien]

On the other hand, the square root of 9 is also three.

[J.Rai]

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...same hand there, buddy. ;)
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J.Rai
3 hands?

[omgwtfdan]

if you take 3 times 3 you get 9. if you take the third root of three you would not indeed get three nor nine but instead you would have the multiple of twenty-seven. if you took twenty-seven and times'd it by three you would indeed get a very large number which in turn would result in some multiple of three but would not be nine because i said so. if you took three times three times three times three times three you would not get a very large number but indeed get a very small number because how do you not know that some of them might be negatives and negatives are the opposite of positives so there for they are very small. negatives are the opposite of positive. if you took the opposite of a negative youw ould then get a positive but if you times two negatives together the product would result in a positive number. if you took two positive numbers and mulitipled them together you would then get a negative. no you would not you would still get a positive because if they are already there and not in the hole then they are right there in your face and cannot be taken away leaveing you dept. so it is your choice what the answer to a math question is because if you believe it is true it must be true. if you believe it is wrong then it must be wrong. it is all a matter of choice and opinion. it is a state of mind such as the matrix. it is masking you from the real danger behind it so dont listen to those full of shit teachers and be cool like me and drop out of school so you can become a fool that doesnt know anything about math and has a job in a super market. so when people buy something from you and it costs sixty eight cents and they give you two dollars then you dont know how much change they get back so you have to use a calculator. why did you drop out of shcool? its because i banged you up you got pregnant and then i ran out of the country and im working in a super market just ike you because i had to drop out of shcool too just to run away and now im sitting in a hut that is heated by a nice little midget man that cuts me my wood and gives me my groceries all for free. he says that you still work at the same super market and he sees you whenever he goes for my grociers and that you got banged up by a few more people. so the lesson is keep your pants on kids and dont drop out of school just because you have to take care of a baby but instead drump that baby into the river and run away. so if you take three times three and three times nine you would get a very large number that is impossible to do without a calculator unless you are a very very smart person which i am not. but if you take three times three times three that is basically saying that nine times three and that will give you the product of a total of twenty-seven. that is the answer!!

[Lucien]

I have a feeling you just wrote the first two sentences, the last two, andpasted part of a story in the middle.

[Threeboy]

i have no more feeling in my eyes.

[omgwtfdan]

i was bored. sorry about that.

[MajinHurricane]

^^^^ buhahahhaha.

hey threeboy seems like you had some bad experiene with thongs.

[Anonymous]

Fascinating.