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Threeboy
10-21-2002, 05:51 AM
How bout 4 panels of the bucket, with the gnome making a comment thru the bucket each time.

TrueNuff: Would you like cheese with your bitch?
<P> GNOME: THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE EPITOME OF PURE EVIL!
<P> GNOME: BLOOD WILL BOIL AND HEADS WILL ROLL FOR MY MISTREATMENT!
<P> GNOME: AND WHEN DO I GET MY GODDAMN PHONE CALL?
<P> TREY: Dude, shut the fuck up, or we'll get a bigger, fatter gnome, and you'll be his prison bitch.
GNOME: (whisper) I'll eat your children.
Brando
10-21-2002, 05:53 AM
Hehehe.. I like it!!
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 05:56 AM
TrueNuff: The Kiddie Pool
@ jays pad / then the corona bucket
<P> JAY: eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: What the hell are you talking about?
<P> JAY: Zig? your chick magnet dog?
BRANDO: oh, DOG, heh, that could've been embarassing?
<P> JAY: What?
BRANDO: Oh nothing, I'm sure he's fine.
<P> (shot of zig with leg raised, like he's peeing)
GNOME: THE LORD OF DARKNESS FEELS WARM AND UNCOMFORTABLE!
linemay need tweakin
Brando
10-21-2002, 06:14 AM
TrueNuff: The Kiddie Pool
@ Jays pad / then the corona bucket
<P>[Zig runs by in the foreground]
JAY: Eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: Just fine, and almost always outside too.
<P>
JAY [confused]: Huh?
BRANDO: Uh, Zig is fine man... fine...
<P>
[Zig sniffing bucket]
GNOME: Heeyyyy...Is that the Faerie I ordered?
<P>
[Zig peeing on bucket]
GNOME: THE LORD OF DARKNESS FEELS WARM AND UNCOMFORTABLE!
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 06:17 AM
JAY: Eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: Never plays dead, and is always ready for action!
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 06:22 AM
we can do this 2 ways

+ somone asks "how is your dog doing" - which results in joke about dog having sex.

+ somone asks "how is your dog doing" - which results in euphamisim about brandos penis.
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 06:23 AM
JAY: Eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: Frequently, and almost always outside too.
Brando
10-21-2002, 06:32 AM
Damn, more possibilities!

TrueNuff: Phallic-cy Flow
@ Jays pad, kitchen
<P>
[Zig runs by in the foreground again, this time Brando is getting a beer and Trey at the table, watching Zig]
TREY: How's the little buddy??
BRANDO: Never plays dead, always ready for action. Boo-Yeah!
<P>
TREY [confused]: Doesn't he always play dead?
BRANDO: Whachu talkin' about!?
<P>
[Brando has beer and is walkin off]
TREY: Zig. Can't he do that trick?
BRANDO: Oh ZIG! Yeah, for sures.
<P>
[Trey is a bit confused, yelling off-screen to Brando]
TREY: What the hell did you THINK I meant??
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 06:33 AM
HHAHA!
J.Rai
10-21-2002, 01:08 PM
I'm not sure, I didn't get that joke til I read all the possibles and then I caught on. Before that though it just didn't make sense
Threeboy
10-21-2002, 03:01 PM
...and thats where you come in :P
we can word it better.


TrueNuff: The Kiddie Pool
@ jays pad / then the corona bucket
<P> JAY: eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: What the hell are you talking about?
<P> JAY: Zig? your chick magnet dog?
BRANDO: oh, DOG, heh, that could've been embarassing?
<P> JAY: What?
BRANDO: Oh nothing, I'm sure he's fine.
<P> (shot of zig with leg raised, like he's peeing)
GNOME: THE LORD OF DARKNESS FEELS WARM AND UNCOMFORTABLE!

this one isn't really a joke. just a funny misunderstanding.
J.Rai
02-02-2003, 02:16 PM
Can we cut out that joke and just go with a conversation about the dog > Gnome comment?
J.Rai
02-09-2003, 02:34 AM
No?

I put in the "fattter gnome" strip in the scriptfile but I need to put something in with Zig peeing on Gnome, to re-introduce him...

Comments?
Threeboy
02-09-2003, 01:41 PM
Can we cut out that joke and just go with a conversation about the dog > Gnome comment?the dog peeing joke?

cause we re-introduced the dog with that pills joke you just put in the done script file.. you can shuffle that back if you like, then this would make more sense..
J.Rai
02-09-2003, 03:31 PM
No no, I wanted to cut out the "always ready for section" or whatever...
Threeboy
02-09-2003, 05:11 PM
we gots variations
J.Rai
02-09-2003, 07:36 PM
'righty

Remember to reference http://www.truenuff.com/comic.php?day=20010618

TrueNuff: The Kiddie Pool
@ Jays pad / then the corona bucket
<P>[Zig runs by in the foreground]
JAY: Eh man, how's your dog doing?
BRANDO: Good, but doesn't see enough action.
<P>
JAY [confused]: Huh?
BRANDO: Uh, Zig is fine man... fine...
<P>
[Zig sniffing bucket]
GNOME: Heeyyyy...Is that the Faerie I ordered?
<P>
[Zig peeing on bucket]
GNOME: THE LORD OF DARKNESS FEELS WARM AND UNCOMFORTABLE!