View Full Version : You are what you eat - and you're FAT.
J.Rai
03-09-2004, 03:07 PM
It's about time somebody did something that makes sense. It's surprising that they have to make a law that tells people that if you CHOOSE to eat fat, you'll get fat and it's YOUR FAULT.
Hence, the Cheeseburger Bill (http://www.helenair.com/articles/2004/03/07/national/a02030704_07.txt).
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J.Rai
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MaggotCorps[666]
03-09-2004, 04:48 PM
My tip for fat people is to GO OUTSIDE
Caesar
03-09-2004, 07:11 PM
i blame my college teachers
DrumAddict
03-09-2004, 07:37 PM
I blame Pong. That's where the corruption really began.
Anonymous
03-09-2004, 09:58 PM
some people have thyroid problems...and cant control their weight.
MajinHurricane
03-09-2004, 11:20 PM
My friend has a thyroid problem, But i have no excuse, though im more fit now because of rugby.
Threeboy
03-10-2004, 01:06 AM
GG USA HAX
Anonymous
03-10-2004, 02:43 AM
My friend has a thyroid problem, But i have no excuse, though im more fit now because of rugby.
::sigh::
RUGBY!!!
I never understood it, just loved watching it.
When I was in High School, I would watch the boys' rugby games all the time!! :)
Especially when we had the British guys come and play our team.
MajinHurricane
03-10-2004, 09:19 AM
yea!!!
tommorow were playing steveston, which isnt a good team (exhibition)
but im scared because my friend plays on that team that i work with and i dont wanna hurt him.
Narfwak
03-10-2004, 11:45 AM
]My tip for fat people is to GO OUTSIDE
No no, oh God, NO! Then we have to see them bumbling around in clothes that are waaay too small! Oh, the horrors!
ZEE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHINK!
Slayer One
03-10-2004, 12:55 PM
My slight girth is almost hereditary...I have yet to meet a Lister who didn't have a gut of some sort. It's the way we're built, but I can't deny that I could use a bit more excercise, plus my mom's cookin' is just too damn good. My mom's family, though, are about as wiry as they come. They eat and eat, and I don't know where they put it! Sometimes I wish Jake had gotten and Lister genes and I had gotten the Mackely genes.
Anonymous
03-10-2004, 02:16 PM
yea!!!
tommorow were playing steveston, which isnt a good team (exhibition)
but im scared because my friend plays on that team that i work with and i dont wanna hurt him.
woowoo!! Good luck!!!
Odin1985
03-10-2004, 07:30 PM
yea!!!
tommorow were playing steveston, which isnt a good team (exhibition)
but im scared because my friend plays on that team that i work with and i dont wanna hurt him.
well ifyou hurt them they will learn a valuable lesson, not to mess with you :D
MajinHurricane
03-10-2004, 07:30 PM
I am so mad at my team.
They think that some of the players not come to practice and still play and not knowing what there doing.
we lost by 1.
thank god it was an exhibition, because in the regular season were gonna play with so much heart its not gonna even be funny. I got 6 good tackles and stole all the balls in the scrums. our lineouts sucked shit. and they had one big asian guy on there team. I swear if he tries to out run me, ill chop out his legs. he fucken took out my eye, in a ruck. With his 2 fingers he poked me right in the eye, and now i have a cut about my eye.
Next game were gonna win, No matter what.
MajinHurricane
03-10-2004, 07:31 PM
Ps, in one of the rucks the ball was way off, and the guy wouldnt let go. So i grabbed him the jersey, and just tossed him down like hes nothing.
Sláine
03-11-2004, 04:14 PM
i'm a tubby bitch.
But then I've dropped 15 kg since November, so now I'm a not quite so tubby bitch who is still tubby never the less.
MaggotCorps[666]
03-11-2004, 07:57 PM
Im too skinny... :(
MajinHurricane
03-11-2004, 08:00 PM
can you take some of my chub?
DrumAddict
03-12-2004, 08:20 AM
]Im too skinny... :(
Why don't you cry me a river, eh?
pinkrabbit
03-12-2004, 10:44 AM
ive put on just over 20 pounds since school started. im so happy :D
i want to be 185 by summer, maybe even 190
Odin1985
03-12-2004, 11:02 AM
hey majin next time just get some "friends" to help out ;) :twisted:
MajinHurricane
03-12-2004, 03:56 PM
oh yes the "friends" muhahaha.
MaggotCorps[666]
03-12-2004, 07:16 PM
Nah, I don't really want chub. I just gotta find some time to get to the weight room after school and bulk up a little. Than it'l alllllllll be ok.
SiegeTheGrave
03-15-2004, 10:03 AM
i'm chubby but i think i'm losing weight cuz i haven't been eating as much. some days i'll go without eating anything at all. somedays i'll only eat popcorn at work (like yesterday). and i'm glad, cuz i need to lose weigh, eating less will make my stomach smaller so i can't eat as much when i do eat and yeah it's all gravy. but i'm not turning anorexic (sp?) so don't worry! and i like a little chub, skinny guys just aren't very comfortable to cuddle with...
EDIT: btw, i live in the fattest area of the US so that kinda sux. Ft. Worth and Dallas are high up there on the list, and Houston is high up there too but that's not so close to me...but Texas is a damn fat state...dammit..
DrumAddict
03-15-2004, 10:14 AM
Screw Alaska. We'll always be the biggest state. In more ways than one.
Anonymous
03-15-2004, 05:32 PM
And we californians will always be the richest state!
Tax cuts for us richies!
And on a more topical note, yea I'm a litle over weight, but I don't plan on going out and sueing those companies.
God, what a buncha retards.
Ill just work out more. I have to prepare for the alien invasion
(Yes im insane)
inigoesdr
03-19-2004, 06:53 PM
(Yes im insane)
No way! :P
MajinHurricane
03-20-2004, 12:06 PM
SHOCKING!!
Lucien
03-20-2004, 08:45 PM
It's about damn time; corporations need protection from idiots. I agree with the fellow on bash that is advocating the removal of all warning labels..
And I quote:
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
omgwtfdan
03-20-2004, 09:17 PM
I wouldn't say I'm fat or skinny. I would say I'm like in the middle. My goal this summer is to lose 15-20 lbs. Easiest way is to stop eating so much and run 2 or 3 miles a day. The running will get me in shape for sports too! :D
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