[miniseries] The Rob Fails his test...

[Threeboy]

TrueNuff: Improper Factions
@ rob in school, clock in the background
<p> (rob gets his test) Teacher(offscreen): Okay there are 148 questions and you have ninety minutes, you may start now!
<p> Rob: Okay, 148, questions, 90 minutes.. I can do this, that's like 1.9 questions per minute... Wait no, that's like *keeps going*
<p> Rob: Ah-HA! It's 1.64 questions per minute.
<p> Teacher: Okay, test is over, paper-in.
Rob: Oh shit.

TrueNuff: Goods Time
@ rob goes to jay's pad for comfort...
<p> Jay: Eh man, what's wrong?
Rob: well...
<p> Rob: I failed a math test, so I'm pretty much screwed.
<p> Rob: Nothing, can cheer me up :(
<p> (guys are at whoot)
Rob: okay, I was wrong.

[The Rob]

How about a strip before the final exam to set it up? I know Brando's not in the exam strip but we could add him in.

@Rob(alt with Brando) at school in math class.
<p>
Teacher: ...and by solving the Dirichlet Integral, we find the closed region of the first octant to be an asymptotic surface.
Alt
Teacher: ...and by solving the Dirichlet Integral, we find that pee is indeed yellow. -> Not really tied in to this strip but could be used elsewhere.

<p>
Rob(alt with Brando) at desk looking dumbfounded.

<p>
Teacher: So that is what will be on the final exam, and remember, the exam is worth 80% of your semester mark.

<p>
Rob's head hits the desk
Alt with Brando:
Brando's head hits the desk, Rob starts crying.

[Threeboy]

These can be merged with this?
http://www.truenuff.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=735

[The Rob]

Yeah, that's the one I was looking to post under, but couldn't find it. It could be part of a school series of Rob and Brando.

We might also consider doing art classes for Jay and Trey, akin to the dancing naked man(on the movie screen) comic way back in the day.

Like spoofing *COMMENT REMOVED* saying "...what's the deal with that?".

[J.Rai]

hahaha, that WAS awesome - I've got that written down on a napkin around here too...

[Threeboy]

Yeah, that's the one I was looking to post under, but couldn't find it. It could be part of a school series of Rob and Brando.

We might also consider doing art classes for Jay and Trey, akin to the dancing naked man(on the movie screen) comic way back in the day.

Like spoofing *COMMENT REMOVED* saying "...what's the deal with that?".hell yeah I agree.. split the crew as InfoTech & InterArt as well, that'd be cool.

More school stuff in the comic (as well as real life) would be cool, heh.

[Brando]

I have no idea what the *COMMENT REMOVED* reference is. That's ok, I will hear it some day over beer, I suppose.

wh00t.

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: Free delivery within 3(pi)*t/v
[Trey & Brando walking down university hallway]
<p>
Rob: What homework do you need to do?
Brando: Oh, it’s for our Signal Processing class
<p>
Rob: [smacks forehead] AW, so do I! I forgot!
Brando: Well you should come to the lab that conveniently starts right now!
<p>
Rob: Wow, that IS convenient.
Brando: Well, just wait ‘til we get there.
<p>
[Classroom, at the front with a white board covered in complex equations]
Prof: Okay, joost copy zis down and dat’s all you neet to know.

[Threeboy]

uh, i'm gonna need brando or rob to scan some of thier home work, so i can get a real idea of what a complex equation looks like ;)

[J.Rai]

Yup, that's OK

[J.Rai]

TrueNuff: In it for the money 2003/03/05
[Jay, Trey, Rob, Brando @ school, front doors with a sign partly off frame, revealing only the word “University”]
<p> [Going through front doors]
Trey: So how is it working at the school?
Jay: The work is alright but the convenience really pays off during exams.
<p> [Inside, Jay walking off frame, guys standing]
JAY: Anyways, I’ll see ya.
ROB: Laters.
TREY: [looking at the guys, away from Jay so it’s clear he’s not talking to Jay] Wait…
<p> TREY: Why are we at the school?
Brando: Well, actually, I do have homework to do…
Rob: Yeah actually I got a midterm I should prepare for.
<p>
TREY: SELLOUTS!


[b]TrueNuff: Free delivery within 3(pi)*t/v 2003/03/10
[Trey & Brando walking down university hallway]
<p>
Rob: What homework do you need to do?
Brando: Oh, it’s for our Signal processing class
<p>
Rob: [smacks forehead] AW, so do I! I forgot!
Brando: Well you should come to the lab that conveniently starts right now!
<p>
Rob: Wow, that IS convenient.
Brando: Well, just wait ‘til we get there.
<p>
[Classroom, at the front with a white board covered in complex equations]
Prof: Okay, joost copy zis down and dat’s all you neet to know.
Rob: [Offscreen, or shown] Maybe I’ll try to get an extension.

TrueNuff: A Vet with a Vengeance 2003/03/12
[in classroom, teacher is mostly bald, sweater vest, pot belly, “PROFESSOR FUHKOV” written on board, “R”s written backwards, and more equations]
<P>
[The teacher is talking...]
PROF: Ven seemulating veapons seestems, random factors eendependantly displace ze projectile trajectory deestribution from ze target.
<P>

PROF: Ze resulting deeztribution is zerefore Gaussian.
<P>
[BRANDO & ROB looking shocked]
PROF: Too bad for ze Amereecans, zere tanks vere also parked een a Gaussian deeztribution!
<P>
[BRANDO & ROB looking really freaked out]
PROF(in BG): Peeg Dogs! Ha ha ha ha!!...
ROB: Maybe I won't ask for that extention...
BRANDO: Ok, time to go...


[b]TrueNuff: OS-XP (for Linux) 2003/03/17
[Trey at school, working on an iMac]
<P>
ROB: Do my eyes deceive me? Is that Trey I see, on a MAC??!!
<P>
TREY [hands up, guilty]: Dude, I-...
ROB: Oh-HO! The proud PC user comes crawling over to beg his forgiveness to the user-friendly Gods of the computing world!
<P>
ROB: Well, my friend, at least you have the strength to admit that you...
TREY: [cutoff] Dude, get over it! Its all the only system free at the moment! Besides, why are you here today? You don’t have class.
<P>
ROB [looking down, sad]: I have to do a project and the software is PC-only.


TrueNuff: Time after time 2003/03/19
[in computer lab]
<p> Trey: So what midterms do you have?
ROB: Just one left.
<p> ROB: Electronic Circuits. It’s a real bitch, but I have time to study before the 19th.
Trey: [loks at Rob] Um, dude?
<p> Trey: It IS the 19th.
Rob: *POING*
<p> [Cloud in the shape of Rob]

[Brando]

I think they are all in Grade 'A' shape, my only concern is this:

TrueNuff: Time after time 2003/03/19
[in computer lab]
<p> Trey: So what midterms do you have?
ROB: Just one left.
<p> ROB: Electronic Circuits. It’s a real bitch, but I have time to study before the 19th.
Trey: [loks at Rob] Um, dude?
<p> Trey: It IS the 19th.
Rob: *POING*
<p> [Cloud in the shape of Rob]

I think that using 'the 19th' might be a little less 'natural' if you will than saying say "It's a real bitch, but I have time to study because its not until Wednesday"... Just a thought, but even as is its clear and is *dap* worthy.

So to all:

*dap*

[Threeboy]

i like

[J.Rai]

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TrueNuff: Improper Factions 2003/03/21
[@ rob in school, clock in the background]
<p> (rob gets his test) Teacher(offscreen): Okay there are 148 questions and you have ninety minutes, you may start now!
<p> Rob: Okay, 148, questions, 90 minutes.. I can do this, that's like 1.9 questions per minute... Wait no, that's like...
[second bubble]1.64...
<p> Rob: OK, so if I spend 5 minutes on each 2 point question, and 10 minutes on the 5 point questions...
<p> Teacher: Okay, test is over, paper-in.
Rob: Oh shit.

TrueNuff: Crime of the century 2003/03/24
[@ Jay’s desk, Jay in his chair, feet on desk, has a phone tucked under his shoulder]
<p>Trey: Hey dude, have you... oh sorry.
Jay: It’s cool man, what up?
<p> Trey: You wanna go get lunch? Rob should be done his midterm soon.
Jay: Yeah, sounds good.
<p>Jay: [ standing up, hangs up phone]
Trey: Uh, did you just hang up on someone?
<p> [Jay and Trey walking away]
Jay: Naw, I just hold it like that to keep people from bugging me.


TrueNuff: Goods Time
[Metting Rob in university hallway, outside door with an “EXAM, QUITE PLEASE” sign]
<p> Jay: Eh man, what's wrong?
Rob: well...
<p> Rob: I failed a math test, so I'm pretty much screwed.
<p> Rob: [sad] Nothing can cheer me up
<p> [guys are at whoot]
Rob: Okay, I was wrong.

[Threeboy]

TrueNuff: Improper Factions 2003/03/21
[@ rob in school, clock in the background]
<p> (rob gets his test) Teacher(offscreen): Okay there are 148 questions and you have ninety minutes, you may start now!
<p> Rob: Okay, 148, questions, 90 minutes.. I can do this, that's like 1.9 questions per minute... Wait no, that's like...
[second bubble]1.64...
<p> Rob: OK, so if I spend 5 minutes on each 2 point question, and 10 minutes on the 5 point questions...
<p> Teacher: Okay, test is over, paper-in.
Rob: Oh shit. i wrote the original concept for this when i was a kid, and would write down general comic strips ideas/punchlines in hopes of one day doing a comic. its cool too see it polished up.

[Brando]

TrueNuff: Breasts and thighs, golden brown, covered in sauce...
or
TrueNuff: Breasts and thighs, golden brown, hotter than hell...

[at wh00t]
<P>
[TREY is putting / has his glass at the edge of the table]
ROB: Why'd you put your glass on the edge of the table like that?
TREY: Because I want the waitress to get me more pop!
<P>
[Rob puts the glass at the other end of the table]
ROB: NO NO NO! Put it here!
TREY: But...
<P>
[Wh00tress (maybe it says that on her shirt, heh...) comes by and reaches waaay across table, chest down low of course]
WH00TRESS: Let me fill that for ya!
<P>
[wh00tress took the glass away, TREY is wide eyed, almost blank stare. JAY & BRANDO *DAP* or High Five ROB]

[Threeboy]

TrueNuff: Goods Time
[Metting Rob in university hallway, outside door with an “EXAM, QUITE PLEASE” sign]
<p> Jay: Eh man, what's wrong?
Rob: well...
<p> Rob: I failed a math test, so I'm pretty much screwed.
<p> Rob: [sad] Nothing can cheer me up
<p> [guys are at whoot]
Rob: Okay, I was wrong.heh, an alternate title: Tit's All Good

[Threeboy]

another title suggestion...

Breast of the Best
Best of the Breast
Breast of the Breast

[Threeboy]

Rob & I used to use this line alot back in the day

"Don't judge a Book by it's back cover"


it would fit in whoot somehow I just cant think of a setup, or delivery... Perhaps they're checking out a waitrest from beind and they get unpleasantly surprised?

[Brando]

TrueNuff: Mama always said
[@ wh00t]
BRANDO: Hey, check out the ass on that chick walking in backwards!
JAY: Backwards? What the hell is she doing that for?
<P>
BRANDO: Who cares, look at that ass!
<P>
[she turns around: FUGLY!]
<P>
JAY: Holy FUGLY.
TREY: Don't judge a book by it's back cover...

(PS: Maybe she had a dog on a leash behind her, IF we need a reason for the backwards thing!)


TrueNuff: I can't believe it's not butter... Spray!
[@ wh00t]
<P>
[BRANDO HANGS HEAD]
BRANDO: Damn, I SO thought that she'd be hot!
ROB: Yeah, what a disappointment.
<P>
TREY: She's the kind of girl you call a Mayo Face.
JAY: What? Why?
<P>
TREY: Because everything's hot mayo face!
<P>
[blank stares]
TREY: Shit.

[J.Rai]

haha you gotta put the butter somewhere else in there, I didn't get it at first, til I re-read the title. I don't think people read the titles.

[Threeboy]

good from far far from good.

[Brando]

TrueNuff: Good from far, far from good
[@ wh00t]
<P>
[BRANDO HANGS HEAD]
BRANDO: Damn, I SO thought that she'd be hot!
ROB: Yeah, what a disappointment.
<P>
TREY: She's the kind of girl you call a Mayo Face.
JAY: What? Why?
<P>
TREY: Because everything's hot mayo face!
<P>
[blank stares]
ROB: Butter face?
TREY: Shit.

BAM!

[Threeboy]

How many of those things has he had?

THEY'RE ICED TEA's!

[J.Rai]

hahahahaha
We should write ALL our strips after midnight.

[Threeboy]

cause after midnight EVERYTHING IS FUNNY :D

[J.Rai]

I'm gonna delay the last two, because I find them to be needing some cleaning up.

[J.Rai]

Closer:

TrueNuff:
@ WHOOT
<P> JAY: [looking at watch] Whoa, I gotta get back to work.
<P> [JAY walking off screen]
ROB: [getting up] I'm gonna try to plead for a second chance at that exam.
BRANDO: [To ROB] See ya.
<p> [ROB walking off screen]
TREY: [To BRANDO] So what's left for you today?
BRANDO: Well I...
<P> BRANDO: HEY!
[second bubble] THEY DIDN'T PAY!

-or-

TrueNuff:
@ WHOOT
<P> JAY: [looking at watch] Whoa, I gotta get back to work.
ROB: [getting up]
<P> [JAY walking off screen]
ROB: [standing] I'm gonna try to plead for a second chance at that exam.
BRANDO: [To ROB] See ya.
<p> [ROB walking off screen]
TREY: [To BRANDO, both putting on jackets] I guess I can go home...
BRANDO: Me too, I'm all done here.
<P> WHOOTRESS: [at table] Hey! You didn't pay!

[Brando]

I'm leaning more towards the first one... leaving the bill for one guy seems more like us than dine-n-dashing, but they both work.

[Threeboy]

good pint.

*COMMENT REMOVED*

[Brando]

i feel potential here... yes...

HOWEVER.

*COMMENT REMOVED*

...

*COMMENT REMOVED*

[J.Rai]

Actually the idea was that they actually forgot. But whatever.

So *dap* the first? Or think about it?

[Brando]

I say go with it.

We are still open-ended with the reason behind it anyways, yesno?

That's a *dap*.

[Threeboy]

given the time. sure.

[J.Rai]

OK, this one goes up friday