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Threeboy
01-15-2004, 05:22 PM
J.Rai & I got food poisoning.

fuzzy bunny
01-15-2004, 05:26 PM
oh eeew..

I guess it's true then... KFC really does constitute real food.

Jace101
01-15-2004, 06:24 PM
My friend works at KFC. Every he gets free food from their we both get sick after. But it's so tempting not to eat it because free! Free stuff is hard to reject.

SiegeTheGrave
01-15-2004, 06:39 PM
Church's all the way

MajinHurricane
01-15-2004, 07:53 PM
erm what kfc?

because i go to the one at 3 road and williams...

Threeboy
01-15-2004, 08:49 PM
the one in surrey

MajinHurricane
01-15-2004, 09:11 PM
makes sense :D

pinkrabbit
01-15-2004, 10:30 PM
isnt surrey near west van?

MajinHurricane
01-15-2004, 10:41 PM
no..

pinkrabbit
01-15-2004, 11:04 PM
sorry edmonton boy here.

Anonymous
01-15-2004, 11:04 PM
california boy here


el pollo loco > kfc

powerpuffelote
01-15-2004, 11:27 PM
I've been told people in KFC use some sort of "transgenic" chicken... ewww....

KFC sucks here too...

Hey Snake, isn't "el pollo loco" Mexican? I've seen many of those here... There's another one called "el pollo pepe", very popular in Guadajalara.

Ronsonol
01-16-2004, 01:22 AM
I've been told people in KFC use some sort of "transgenic" chicken... ewww....

KFC sucks here too...

Hey Snake, isn't "el pollo loco" Mexican? I've seen many of those here... There's another one called "el pollo pepe", very popular in Guadajalara.

That is why they call it KFC, they can't called it Kentucky Fried Chicken because it isn't REAL chicken.

Ya but, I don't eat anymore, so yay.

nerve
01-16-2004, 01:36 AM
el polo loco is pretty good i guess, i dont really ever go there though...jitb 4 the win

Anonymous
01-16-2004, 01:51 AM
I've been told people in KFC use some sort of "transgenic" chicken... ewww....

KFC sucks here too...

Hey Snake, isn't "el pollo loco" Mexican? I've seen many of those here... There's another one called "el pollo pepe", very popular in Guadajalara.

That is why they call it KFC, they can't called it Kentucky Fried Chicken because it isn't REAL chicken.

Ya but, I don't eat anymore, so yay.

Dude that KFC rumor is bullshit.

Also nerve, what is jitb?

Super WOP
01-16-2004, 11:51 AM
Hope you guys feel better. By the sounds of it J couldn't keep water down even.

nerve
01-16-2004, 12:34 PM
jack in the box

Caesar
01-16-2004, 12:44 PM
california boy here


el pollo loco > kfc

I gotta agree with ya, Pollo Loco rlz !


powerpuff: yeah crazy chicken is mexican, if I recall correctly is from Sinaloa :D

Budderfly
01-16-2004, 02:19 PM
KFC stands for Kill Fucking Chickens. Bwah ha ha...

Anywhoo.... now I got that out of my system...

Which one was it Threeboy, so I know not to ever go there.

Ronsonol
01-16-2004, 02:26 PM
Acapulco > All.

SiegeTheGrave
01-16-2004, 03:06 PM
i used to LOVE KFC but we don't eat there anymore for some reason, now i'm hooked on Church's. hope you all get better though!

disturbedisthename
01-16-2004, 03:08 PM
churchs is always been... blehhhh

whats really good chicken is popeyes

fuzzy bunny
01-16-2004, 03:15 PM
Ya but, I don't eat anymore, so yay.


8O you don't eat anymore?

...weird.

disturbedisthename
01-16-2004, 03:17 PM
i thought the exact same thing...

Ronsonol
01-16-2004, 05:00 PM
Ya but, I don't eat anymore, so yay.


8O you don't eat anymore?

...weird.

I don't wanna get fat.

powerpuffelote
01-16-2004, 06:52 PM
powerpuff: yeah crazy chicken is mexican, if I recall correctly is from Sinaloa :D

<3 Sinaloa

AJUA!!

pinkrabbit
01-17-2004, 11:11 AM
while were on the topic of horrible illness i have a few to throw down for yall.

i gots the pink eye
i gots a horrible cold ive had for a week and a half that wont leave
and my ear is so plugged i can only hear out of my left ear.



my karma came back like a bitch

MajinHurricane
01-17-2004, 12:26 PM
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm

its not true...

when i was in arizona, i went to a place called fuddruckers at got an 1 pound burger and 3/4 pound ostrich burger.

Threeboy
01-17-2004, 03:03 PM
they still suck cock.

also, they have tumors in their food, MMM! ITS LIKE EATING CANCER!~~~

disturbedisthename
01-17-2004, 03:26 PM
"Mmmm I LOVE chocolate...but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat...but it's SOOO good"








ya, so who knows what im talkin bout...

J.Rai
01-17-2004, 03:59 PM
That would be Brian the dog after getting neutered.

But yeah, I got better, that one day felt like dying; literally, dying. You know when your body is trying to hurl, but there's nothing left to hurl, and so your brain starts expanding so that it's going to come pouring our your eye sockets? Yeah, that was me, all day.

It scares the shit out of me, because an old friend of mine actually died that way (as a result of an aneuysm, not food poisoning, but it's still scary)

I called the restaurant to tell them what happened and they said "Oh, well, we'll check the expiry dates on the products"...
I thought you were supposed to do that ANYWAY.
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Anonymous
01-17-2004, 04:01 PM
Yea i never go to KFC anymore.

MajinHurricane
01-17-2004, 04:53 PM
food is food just fucken eat it.

the end.

unless you get food poisoning from there.

Threeboy
01-17-2004, 06:39 PM
hahaha, solid theory.

SiegeTheGrave
01-17-2004, 06:50 PM
J.Rai...i know EXACTLY how you feel...it happened to me before...but it was from a can of Ravioli. Chef Boyardi. yeah it sucked. a lot. i hope that shit never happens to me again

Anonymous
01-18-2004, 12:00 AM
DUDES!!!

Haven't you heard about the KFR?!?! The court case about the Kentucky Fried Rat?? I heard about it last year...er...I shoulda warned you...

The poor lady was half way through her ...err....meat...when she realized it had a tail.

*gag*

Good thing I don't eat meat anymore!! woowoo!!

MajinHurricane
01-18-2004, 12:14 AM
that was a popeyes nicolie, just to clear the record. personally i like kfc (twister :D)


i need to start eatting some real healthy food...

disturbedisthename
01-18-2004, 12:50 AM
kfc's twisters suck ass.

emphasis on the period there

Threeboy
01-18-2004, 01:33 AM
Good thing I don't eat meat anymore!! woowoo!!

i heard you eat seafood, that's pretty "meaty"

and that 'friend rat's shit is all a hoax, old wives tales, urban legends.

Anonymous
01-18-2004, 09:39 AM
i dont know threeboy....i wouldnt put it past KFC to serve up dead rat.

Anonymous
01-18-2004, 01:38 PM
I don't know who you "heard" that from...but one Cali roll because Brandon asked me to try the Matsuyama ones doesn't count as "eating seafood"... And SOME vegetarians think that you can be vegetarian and eat seafood...they're called "Pesco-Vegetarians"...however, I'm not one of them.

P.S. One of my friends took a law course, and that was one of the cases that they had to research...unless she was lying...but she had to research the 'McDonalds coffee on lap' thing as well....

I dunno...

MajinHurricane
01-18-2004, 06:03 PM
actually threeboy it didnt happen in washington, at a popeyes, and nicolie your a vegitarean

Jace101
01-18-2004, 09:00 PM
All you people are prejudice bastards! If a chicken is good enough to eat then a rat has the right to be eaten by us aswell! Equal rights for all, you people really dissapointed me with this.

/me walks away in disgust

Threeboy
01-18-2004, 10:23 PM
I don't know who you "heard" that from...but one Cali roll because Brandon asked me to try the Matsuyama ones doesn't count as "eating seafood"... And SOME vegetarians think that you can be vegetarian and eat seafood...they're called "Pesco-Vegetarians"...however, I'm not one of them.

i might have been mistaken who I "heard" it from. no need to get all quoty and caps lock on me.

Also, the cali rolls at those sushi places are probably artificial crab so you can sleep safe.

Anonymous
01-19-2004, 02:03 AM
They are artificial crab. They're Pollock...which is a fish.

You're the one that got all "quoty" on me in the first place, yo.

I was just informing you. You now have information.

And knowledge is power! :D

Threeboy
01-19-2004, 02:31 AM
and knowing is half the battle, yo joe!

...artificial crab is really fish, i learn something new everyday!

pinkrabbit
01-19-2004, 09:46 AM
isnt fish a type of meat?

Threeboy
01-19-2004, 05:22 PM
isnt fish a type of meat? yep!

MajinHurricane
01-19-2004, 06:27 PM
lol jace i cant tell if you were being sarcastic

:lol:

Jace101
01-19-2004, 08:33 PM
What the hell is sarcasim?

Anonymous
01-19-2004, 08:38 PM
AS maddox says sponsor a vegatarian.

I am sponsoring nicolie.

Anonymous
01-19-2004, 10:16 PM
what does she get if you sponsor her?

Anonymous
01-20-2004, 01:30 AM
For every animal she doesnt eat, I eat three.

Anonymous
01-21-2004, 12:42 AM
yay. I think my dad already does that...enough for me and about 2 other vegetarians...he's on Atkins. :cry:

Anonymous
01-21-2004, 03:01 AM
Yep.

But im gonna mix it up.

I get tired of beef from time to time.

I might eat some monkey meat, or a few exotic animals.

Or maybe even a cute little bunny. WHILE ITS STILL ALIVE. ILL BITE INTO ITS NECK AND SPRAY BLOOD ALL OVER MYSELF A GNAW ON IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WOLLLFFF.

SiegeTheGrave
01-21-2004, 07:57 AM
calm down Gollum... "we likes it raw and wriggling"

pinkrabbit
01-21-2004, 04:05 PM
my little has 2 rabbits, and i always ask for rabbit stew but she wont let me kill one of them

Sláine
01-21-2004, 04:21 PM
I like rabbit. It tastes nice.

My parents told my sister it was "jumping chicken" when she was little, but me and my brother told her the truth. She was none to pleased.

Upshot tho, more rabbit for us! Yummo!

fuzzy bunny
01-21-2004, 04:28 PM
Or maybe even a cute little bunny. WHILE ITS STILL ALIVE. ILL BITE INTO ITS NECK AND SPRAY BLOOD ALL OVER MYSELF A GNAW ON IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WOLLLFFF.


noooooo! Save the bunnies!!!

/me hides

:P

MajinHurricane
01-21-2004, 04:49 PM
sigh
i have to tell my rabbit story.

i had 40 they were all my friends... they all were in the backyard

from 2 rabiits they made 40 rabbits in a spawn of 1 year.

they were fun to have in our backyard... then we put them in the garage, and some in a cage, because they were grazing the grass..

i was in grade 1 too.

i come home and i ask where the rabbits are?

my mom said she put them in a park. i look in the freezer and there were 30 frozen bagged rabbits =(

i didnt know but i still ate them :cry:

Budderfly
01-21-2004, 07:50 PM
Do we all have rabbit stories?

Heh.

I was probably 4 or 5 years old and my mom took me to Granville Island (a multi-market on the pier in Vancouver) one day and we walked by the butcher shop. I saw in the deli case they had some rabbit meat and I asked my mom "Is that really a bunny?" and she said sarcastically "C'mon, what do you think they do with the Easter Bunny dear?"

My mom has a strange sense of humor. I don't think I ate meat for awhile after that. Until I went to the Keg...

SiegeTheGrave
01-22-2004, 12:17 AM
i've had many rabbits before, not all at the same time of course. my first one i got on Easter one year when i was little, me and my brothers each got one. my oldest bro's died spontaneously, still don't know from what. my other bro's went too far back in the backyard and got into our German Shepards cage and well, i'm sure you can figure out what happened to him. mine was running around the backyard and my bro's were trying to catch it but it was small enough to fit through the chain link fence so it disappeared. after that i got another one i guess a year later or so, me and my best friend at the time Pete both got one. kept them at his place. one day the Pitt Bulls broke the wooden fence and got to them. after that his bro bought us a couple more and i kept mine at my house, his at his. i went to visit my granny and papa and when i called and checked up my mom said he wasn't eating (before that i was the only one that fed him). he wouldn't eat anything anyone else gave him, i was gone too long and he died from hunger. after that i got another one. i had him the longest. his name was Lucky. the only problem with him was he wasn't fixed and alwayz was horny. if you stuck out your hand and let him sniff it long enough, he'd be humping you like no other. and there was no stopping him once he started. he was kool though. we'd let him run around the house, he would even drink out of our glasses if we let him lol it was cute. but he got old and died. that was the last rabbit i had. sorry if this was long, i got a little carried away...

Loki
01-22-2004, 02:53 PM
KFC Real Food Real People...hate that place, i worked there one time the manager was kool, right before we close he'd open a pack of cookies and say "want some?" he didn't even pay, then one day we were packed so he put on an apron and his cook hat he brought from home, and put ketchup and feathers on the apron, grabbed a knife and ran out yelling "where'd it go!?"
lol good times then i quit.

Anonymous
01-24-2004, 05:21 AM
eww rabbit eating!?!?! :evil:

powerpuffelote
01-24-2004, 10:47 AM
yeah... that's disgusting....

disturbedisthename
01-24-2004, 11:30 AM
KFC Real Food Real People...hate that place, i worked there one time the manager was kool, right before we close he'd open a pack of cookies and say "want some?" he didn't even pay, then one day we were packed so he put on an apron and his cook hat he brought from home, and put ketchup and feathers on the apron, grabbed a knife and ran out yelling "where'd it go!?"
lol good times then i quit.

lol, thats a cool manager, lol

jeb3405
01-24-2004, 12:08 PM
that almost makes me want to get a job :P

Anonymous
01-25-2004, 03:09 AM
Or maybe even a cute little bunny. WHILE ITS STILL ALIVE. ILL BITE INTO ITS NECK AND SPRAY BLOOD ALL OVER MYSELF A GNAW ON IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WOLLLFFF.


noooooo! Save the bunnies!!!

/me hides

:P

/me quests after fuzzy bunny.

FUZZY, TASTY.

Also, slippy, Im not gollum, im Sam the Fat hobbit.

No really, thats a nickname im starting to get around here.

Also, WE NEED THE TATERS.

<3 TATERS.

Super WOP
01-26-2004, 09:45 AM
I am taking care of a bunny right now while I am house sitting my friends place... But I don't think it likes me. :(

pinkrabbit
01-26-2004, 10:00 AM
did you try punting it?

fuzzy bunny
01-26-2004, 06:51 PM
because that would -definitely- make it like you.

:P

Anonymous
01-26-2004, 07:28 PM
give it fresh veggies :)

jeb3405
01-26-2004, 07:40 PM
with that smily i think the frest veggies might actuuly mean "freshly poisoned veggies"

Anonymous
01-28-2004, 03:29 PM
OWNED!! OWNEDz0R!