Blogs from 2006
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This could be the end of the world... of WarCraft.
Our host tells us it's a scripting problem and the Forums guys say it's a host problem.
We're doing what we can to try and get them back online ASAP.
Update: OK they're back online now, but they may be sporadic for the next little while.
Just pretend they got delayed by a virtual blizzard or something.
Cranston's Beard (or "CB" for short) came to us early this year, at first only lurking around in the shadows of the evenings of hangover days, finally making his presence known - if only slightly - in the early spring. A late bloomer, he took some time to establish himself as not simply bad lighting or dirt or food of some kind.
An only child never joined by a mustache sibling, CB formed a strong relationship with Cranston, refusing even to be joined by a soul patch. CB would often come to Cranston's aid in arguments of various sorts by proving Cranston had "big boy hair too" and thus affirming his status as a kind of man.
In later months he would even appear in TrueNuff sketches, like C-Bomb, Smash Co., and the wildly popular Mac Spoofs. Can CB be given credit for the viral success of the advertisement parodies? Hard to say, but one thing is for sure - he contributed to the character of that annoying slacker hippie douche bag (the Mac character, not Cranston!)
This past weekend, while filming a series of new sketches, CB made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of TrueNuff TV! by taking his own life to clean up Cranston's character as "The Boss." While CB's contribution may only be recorded in history as an asterisk in the margin of an appendix of a limited edition supplemental (or perhaps a DVD commentary track) - we are surely all better off having lost him. Good riddance, you fucker! HAHAHAHA! I hope you're reincarnated as the short and curlies on a Vegas showgirl, being ripped out by the roots every month! HAHAHAHAHAAA!
He is survived by some nose hairs and a slight unibrow.
Just checking our YouTube Director's page and I see we have some pretty good stats. Not only are we about to hit the 3 million mark for views, but we also have some great stats like most viewed directors and most subscribers. Awwwwwsit!
A big thanks goes out to our loyal viewers for all their support. It's nice to see people can watch a video on the internet that doesn't need a kid falling on his face causing his teeth to fall out to get noticed.
Don't get me wrong, that's funny, but we pride ourselves on bringing you quality videos on our limited budget.
Anyway, thanks for watching and stay tuned for our year in review blooper Speachal Felchure!
I mean, Special Feature!
Bye for now.
Friday's (today's) comic will be out shortly - Holiday buzz and various website issues we've been dealing with have delayed them. It looks like the Voting site has had similar issues - but it's back now. Since the next comic isn't done you'll see a picture of a penis if you vote.
The hot item this year is, of course, the Playstation 3. Well, it would probably have been hot anyway, if Sony had managed to only make more than 300 of the damn things for sale before Christmas. Fortunately, there are options for those of you who saved up the $600 needed (MSRP, not the crazy eBay prices) to get one! Here's some other way for you so spend your money:
- 2 XBox 360 Core Systems
- 2 Nintendo Wii Systems, and $100 left over for games!
- 3 PSPs
- 4 Nintendo DS Lite systems (with games)
- Between 50 - 100 NES systems at the Salvation Army
- A 1993 Geo Metro convertible and probably a few tanks of gas
- About 20 shares in Nintendo (maybe not such bad idea)
- About 15 shares in Sony (maybe not such a good idea)
- About $1800 of Food for your local food bank
- Feed 2 third-world children for 2 years
We're working on a new full-blown site with many cool features, but that may be a month or two off so here's the temp solution.
Splash, splash, havin' a bath.
Remember we're starting our Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule next week and that will continue until the end of the month.
Also remember you can VOTE to see the next comic early.
Well, I guess you don't really have to remember 'cause we'll just remind you.
Wish us luck, we will need you to vote for us when the contest kicks off - sign up on the Mailing List to be part of the TrueNuff Army.
We *might* release a sort of TrueNuff TV! "blooper" reel with some outtakes, as a year in review but it just depends if we can get to it.
Ninja Edit: New mac ads at Apple - I'm still not getting one... yet...
Busy being busy.
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